Wife: Mama I think your son is cheating on me.
Mama: Noo not my son! But my dear why did you say so?
Wife: the other day I found condom in his trouser pocket.
Mama: Maybe he bought it so you guys can use, tufiakwa I know my son he can’t try such.
Wife: Mama that is not even the issue. The problem is that I have caught your son several times cheating on me. He will promise to stop but instead he got worst.
Mama: What!???
Mama: Eeh my daughter, it is all your fault. A wise woman put her home in order while the foolish one scatter it with her hands.
Wife: Huuu??
Mama: Eeeh my daughter what I am saying is that a woman is a pillar of her home. My daughter go on ur kneels and pray for ur husband so that God can change him. You have to do it oo. Go to mountain and ask God for mercy on behalf of ur husband. Yes that is what a good wife should do. Men are just like that, even his father did the same. Even ur father is not a saint either.
Wife: Mama are you for real! Are you serious!
Mama: Yes my daughter go and put ur home in order.
Wife: ?????♀?♀?♀?♀
AND NOW
Son: Mama I think my wife is having an affair.
Mama: Amadioha eeeh. Abomination!!! Aru!
Mama: I knew it, I knew that she is a proustite. From the first day I saw that girl I know she is not the perfect wife for you. I warned you but you did not listen to me. I told you that I am your mother and I know what is good for you but you ignored my warnings and got married to that Ashawo kobo kobo.
Mama: Throw that akwuna kwuna out of ur house or I will come tomorrow morning and do it myself.
Son: Mama I can’t believe she can do this to me (he never even caught her red handed oo)
Mama: Don’t worory my son, you see that Mazi Nduka’s daughter I wanted you to marry that time, she is still single and searching. I will call ur Kin’s men so that we can go and see her father by weekend.
Chaii marriage no balance. African marriage no balance.
Umu nwanyi ntooooooor.
